Terrible terrible yarn

What awful stuff to crochet with . I can't find the stitches, it's more just a case of poke in the hook and hope for the best.

I'm creating this monstrosity as a gift for a friend with beautiful red hair. She never wears pink so I hope the tongue in cheek is taken well.

I've been trying really hard not to start any new projects, but I've broken my own rules for this. Rules were made to be broken after all.